Warning I May Say Things That Offend You Zip Hoodie

This zip-up hoodie carries a dry, dark humor delivered in minimalist, bold graphics. The subtle left-chest emblem whispers a brand mark, while the back wears a warning-style block that reads like a cheeky disclaimer: “I may say things that offend you. Proceed at your own risk.” The fleece-lined three-panel hood and roomy kangaroo pocket make it an easy layer for late-night walks, gigs, or running errands when you want to feel guarded and intentionally blunt. The medium-heavy, soft 80/20 combed ring-spun cotton blend warms without feeling bulky and holds printed detail sharply — the design stays crisp after washes. It fits true to size with a regular cut, tear-away label for comfort, and reliable YKK zipper hardware. Wear it when you want your sense of humor to be heard before you speak.

Product features

- Soft 80% combed ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester blend with soft 3-end fleece (medium-heavy 8.25 oz).

- Three-panel fleece-lined hood with self-colored drawcords and metal grommets.

- Spacious kangaroo pocket and durable YKK #5 zipper with auto-lock slider.

- Dual printing: DTF on chest and wrists; DTG for the back for crisp, detailed graphics.

- Regular fit, runs true to size, tear-away label; neck twill tape for added comfort and stretch prevention.

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dry-clean